I'm a mom and wife.
I like hot chicks and I watch too much tv.
This is me.

18th June 2013

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Go fish tournament is about to go down.

Go fish tournament is about to go down.

18th June 2013

Quote reblogged from From Paris to London with 42,377 notes

This morning, with her, having coffee.
— Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise.  (via 27sailors)

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17th June 2013

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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17th June 2013

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shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

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16th June 2013

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16th June 2013

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Sometimes I drink water and pretend it’s tequila, but it never is.

Sometimes I drink water and pretend it’s tequila, but it never is.

Tagged: tequilalclauren conradI hate my life

15th June 2013

Quote reblogged from while she was still a long way off with 35,515 notes

Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying.
— Matt Chandler (via thewinterwind)

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15th June 2013

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15th June 2013

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15th June 2013

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despicable-me: Bob the Maid Download

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

Download

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